Letter from a Friend

God's Wings

A little something to put things in perspective...

After a forest fire in Yellowstone National Park , forest rangers began their trek up a mountain to assess the inferno's damage.

One ranger found a bird literally petrified in ashes, perched statuesquely on the ground at the base of a tree. Somewhat sickened by the eerie sight, he knocked the bird over with a stick.

When he gently struck it, three of her babies scurried from the ashes.

Strange Epiphany

Epiphany

There is a God and you know it.
“Beyond a shadow of doubt.”
You can feel him in your bones.
The signs are all around you.
There for all to see.
Clearer and much sharper if you’re down on bended knees.

You can actually get to know God.
I have felt his warm embrace.
I would tell you how to do that but God won’t let me.
I can give you a few clues, but that is all.
God is a mean SOB that tolerates absolutely no BS from his subjects.

If you feel uneasy right now, don’t read another word. Stop. You are not ready for God and his wisdom.

Run, run, run like hell.

The short course that I am allowed to offer is called Groveling 101.

Don't get scared and start running now. God will hurt you, really, really bad for not heeding his warning above.

Disclaimer: No guarantee of success is either expressed or implied. Success solely depends on "your" attitude.

Warning: Follow these instructions exactly; if only in your mind.

Groveling 101

Lesson 1 of "10,000 million" (Better get started soon)

When the Holy Spirit moves you, take all of your clothes off. Yes I said strip. No cloth allowed. Buck ass naked. Not even a sock.

Absolutely no uniforms or costumes allowed here.

Note: Do not be amazed if the Holy Spirit moves you at an inopportune time. You may find yourself groveling in a smelly pig sty, or a church. Just remember that God has sent the Holy Spirit out of the kindness of his heart to teach those things you do not know. Soldiers have been known to start groveling just at the moment they are about to kill their first enemy. You also may want to warn those you hang out with, obviously.

Don't try to plan this ahead. That is the evil ego at work not the Holy Spirit. God will damn you for sure if you do.

Grovel before God. Grovel as long as the Holy Spirit of God moves you. Grovel and then grovel some more. Grovel until you feel Gods presence. Grovel until God gives you the first gift of good groveling. Believe me you will know it when he does. The affects are astounding. Your spirit will fill with joy. Your soul will sing and dance. God will serve a cup of nectar; I think he calls it bliss.
Happiness you have not experienced for eons will return.

Your spirit will sing and dance as it did before God sent you here, punishment for being a thick headed pain in the ass.

That’s it folks. Pure and simple just the way God likes it.

Grovel in the morning.
Grovel in the evening.
Grovel all over the place.
Grovel to your teacher.
Grovel to the preacher.
But grovel for goodness sake.

LOVE
Namaste

PS: After the bliss hangover goes away take the time to reflect on why God sent you the Holy Spirit at that particular moment. The answer could be enlightening to say the least. It could shatter your world into a billion tiny pieces. Your ego may run and hide. Don’t worry though; your old friend will be back wearing a new set of clothes. Give the little fellow a hug and take him for a ride.

PSS: Groveling is not for groups; that is called an orgy. Orgies are somebody else’s class.